Colo Claw Fish Versus CRACKPOT Matthew

Inthis post, a Colo Claw Fish is going to get CRACKPOT Matthew for his crackpot vendetta against one of my childhood movies.

Colo Claw Fish

 Versus

CRACKPOT Matthew

There is a rogue amateur film critic on YouTube who even has his own website calling himself "Confsued Matthew".  I call the nutcase by his turest colors "CRACKPOT Matthew" because he clearly does not know what he is talking about.  This crackpot not only hates The Lion King for stupid reasons, he is a CAPTAIN AHAB who has made The Lion King into his WHALE all because it ended a succession of Disney always giving him his way.  He singles out The Lion King in that it is the only film that he bashes in his other reviews such as in his laughable review of The Incredibles.  He is a bigot who thinks that everybody who has legitimate reasons for liking The Lion King is an idiot.

STORY:

CRACKPOT Matthew was sharing his review of The Lion King with everybody and demanding that his audience agree with him.  He was throwing insults out at anyone who likes the film and to those who created it.  He was doing this on an unusual structure made of steel rebar and thick reinforced concreate extending form the beah to the open ocean.  There were many of these bridge-like sturctures with blocks at the ends of them facing out to the open ocean.  Therefore, this crackpottery did not go unnoticed by an aquatic resident of the block on top of which CRACKPOT Matthew was standing on.  An eerie eel-like shape with strings of blue lightj surfaced and said, "Hey CRACKPOT Matthew, would you mind telling me what is going on with your crackpot drivel about The Lion King?"  CRACKPOT Matthew asked, "You must be a Colo Claw Idiot because from what I can tell, you like The Lion King."  The Colo Claw Fish shouted, "Matthew, there you go again saying that anyone who does not share your opinion is an idiot, I have legitimate reasons to like The Lion King.  I cvan destroyt your entire argument against The Lion King in your mind-numbing review of that film wirth only a few words: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT & PLOT DEVELOPMENT."